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May 05, 2008

WHEEE!

Cinco de Mayo Animates

It's time for adventure and discovery. Yes indeed. And that is what happened this morning. I gave Wordpress a go.

Click and see!


New Wordpress Site for the HMS Pie Rate and Clown Shoes

I'm still toe dipping and goofing around. I don't "get" the photo uploads yet, but I tried to teach myself at 6:00 AM. That might explain it.

But for now, I am content to play with Diaryland, the Dinosaur. There isn't anything wrong with Diaryland, but it's like driving a tank compared to some of the other sites. No power steering and only an AM radio to keep you company.

On to something new.

This is an image I have puzzled over for quite some time. I can understand putting a special tattoo on your body, but I can only wonder why this image was so special to the tattoo-ee (neener).

Corn Dog Tattoo


Of all the things in the world to put on your arm, why would someone choose a buck-toothed naked Native American woman hugging a giant corn dog? That is quite a remarkable choice, don't you think? I would have needed several rounds with a bottle of rum to think up something like that.

Here's another fave.

Unicorns


Imagine having that on your neck. Look at the male (the BLUE one). He looks angry and possessive. And the female (the PINK one) is bored out of her mind. She is smoking before they are even finished! Actually, I am making assumptions based solely on coat color. This might be two male unicorns or two female unicorns. Maybe the female is blue and the male is pink.

Either way, would you want to have two fucking horses on your neck?

And here's one that leaves great room for speculation.

What the fook does this say?

I'm Awsome


Is it supposed to say "I'm Awesome" or is it supposed to say "I'm Awsome?" Look closely. You tell me. Maybe his name is Earl Awsome and I just read it wrong. Maybe there is nothing funny about this at all.

Maybe I should just go take a shower.

Poolagirl wrote at 6:56 AM

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