May 04, 2008
Whilst perusing (neener) the aisles of the pharmacy to find something to ease the pain of my sore wenis, I came upon this.For a full story about my aching wenis, see previous entry.
Anyway.....I chanced (neener) upon this stuff but decided against it when I saw that the main ingredient is turpentine.
Reminds me of the time my friend Johnny called up the guy I was dating to tell him all about his tease of a girlfriend. Apparently, she only agreed to a limited number of activities, and Johnny was left with a dandy case of blue balls. Stephen offhandedly suggested that Johnny put some Ben Gay on his balls.
Johnny actually did it.
My wenis doesn't feel so bad after all.
