June 13, 2008
The highlight of my day was having a stinky, dirty man sit on the ramp of the museum truck with me this afternoon. I have no idea how he got onto the festival grounds, but I was his new best friend.The dirt on his neck was so caked and thick that it actually FLAKED off when he moved his head. And yes, that is a For Sale sign around his neck. He was trying to sell a trailer. Good thing it was a trailer because nobody would have wanted to buy him!
I present to you....Mr. Neck So Dirty It Flakes. I took the picture secretly by pretending to be interested in Steve McQueen's Porsche.
Trust me....Mr. Neck So Dirty It Flakes was far more interesting.
The photo doesn't really do him justice, but you get the idea, eh? Instead of singing "Me So Horny" he could sing "Neck So Dirty."
