May 16, 2008
Note to self.Do not drink tomato juice out of the bottle (big 32-ounce size) because the juice goobers get all over the bridge of your nose when you tip the bottle back.
Note to self.
Don't even think of teasing certain people on Diaryland because you'll go broke buying them stupid presents at the UFO Museum in Roswell, New Mexico.
Note to self.
Never drink milk after eating cranberry sauce.










