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June 20, 2008

Hmmmmm...

Martha Stewart is not welcome in Britain because she is a crook. Imagine that!

Poor Martha! It also looks like she has a little TMJ thing going on too. She looks like Queen of the Underbite in that picture. She might want to consider making scones from fresh coriander crushed with Andean rocks to make herself feel better.

Either that or she could come over to my house for a wine cooler and a bag of Ritz Bits. Peanut butter.

Poolagirl wrote at 7:48 AM

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