June 05, 2008
So......I stopped at the store today to buy a birthday cake for a dual celebration at work.I stepped out of my car and right into what I THOUGHT was spilled coffee. But, upon further examination, there was a huge amount of flotsam and possibly jetsam too.
I had not stepped in coffee.
It was worse.
Much worse.
Bad enough to take off my shoes and clean them off in the grass by the street.
And it wasn't poop.
It was worse.
And then, I came to work and shortly after I arrived, the alarm company guys were here doing what alarm company guys do. The next thing I knew, the fire department had responded.
Such fun.
Puke and firefighters.
At least there will be cake this afternoon. I wonder what will happen when we light the candles.
