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May 12, 2008

I am appalled.

Shocked and appalled.

How COULD he consort with a flirting white whale? Has he no shame? Has he never read Melville?

WHY is he in a rowboat instead of his ship? WHY? Because he is going to rendevous with her and do.....unspeakable things!

It's really hard when your favorite cereal mascot reveals a dark side. So much for the happy-go-lucky Cap'n Crunch! I think we should call him Cap'n Moon-Eyed Over a Slutty White Whale.

I am so disappointed I could just weep. Once again, I am emotionally slain.

And mini-binoculars my ass! I bet they don't even work!

Poolagirl wrote at 5:24 PM

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